Friday, August 18, 2006
Apology From The Future
dear jews,
we are sorry, yes, again.
we have let our own hatred and jealousy stand in the way of what was correct and have allowed israel to be destroyed.
we didn't mean for it to end this way. we actually believed some years back we were doing the right thing when we stepped in the way and helped manipulate pressure against israel in order to stop the war it was waging against the hezbollah.
we didn't believe that the hezbollah would be able to re-arm so quickly. well, ok, maybe we did, but we didn't believe that they would use the new arms to spark another war for it's nebulous benefactor - iran........
and lead to nuclear mass murder .
again, please forgive us. we didn't mean to allow seven million israelis to perish from the iranians. yes, we thought the iranian govt. were a bunch of fanatics, but we believed that they would be convinced with economic incentives to join the brotherhood of nations.
as jews you should know that we have frequently looked the other way when it comes to your well being, but now that israel isn't around anymore at least you will be able to rest comfortably within your host nations and aspire to great things again.
and people will be less inclined to blame you for everything, this gives you at least another 60 years or so before people find enough reason to start killing you for all the troubles of the world once again.
we will always stand with you, if not on the ground at least always in spirit.
your plight is ours, we wish only the best for the jewish people.
again, we are sorry and will try to do better next time around.
yours sincerely,
the nations of our fine world
we are sorry, yes, again.
we have let our own hatred and jealousy stand in the way of what was correct and have allowed israel to be destroyed.
we didn't mean for it to end this way. we actually believed some years back we were doing the right thing when we stepped in the way and helped manipulate pressure against israel in order to stop the war it was waging against the hezbollah.
we didn't believe that the hezbollah would be able to re-arm so quickly. well, ok, maybe we did, but we didn't believe that they would use the new arms to spark another war for it's nebulous benefactor - iran........
and lead to nuclear mass murder .
again, please forgive us. we didn't mean to allow seven million israelis to perish from the iranians. yes, we thought the iranian govt. were a bunch of fanatics, but we believed that they would be convinced with economic incentives to join the brotherhood of nations.
as jews you should know that we have frequently looked the other way when it comes to your well being, but now that israel isn't around anymore at least you will be able to rest comfortably within your host nations and aspire to great things again.
and people will be less inclined to blame you for everything, this gives you at least another 60 years or so before people find enough reason to start killing you for all the troubles of the world once again.
we will always stand with you, if not on the ground at least always in spirit.
your plight is ours, we wish only the best for the jewish people.
again, we are sorry and will try to do better next time around.
yours sincerely,
the nations of our fine world
// posted by Zevchi @ 1:38 AM 
